09.02.02 | 7:41 am
Have we all just vanished? Have we given up with the diary thing? Have we fallen off the face of the Earth? Did giant spiders attack us in the middle of the night poking out our eyes? WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSEPEOPLE?????
Chill out dude, we're still here. All of us are alive, and not one has been attacked by spiders (yet...).
I think we have like a million things that we wanted to put on here, and every night we say, "Guys we need to update the diary tonight," but as you have probably seen it hasn't happened as of yet.
Some updates though....
We are all roomies now... kinda... Megan, Lani, Lauren and I are all roomies and Josh and Shawn are roomies and they are here more then in their room I think, and Andy has a single and he is down the hall too and here all the time. (Can you tell the non-English major is writing this entry?)
(Oh and just to piss off you English majors out there, I am not going to go fix all of my mistakes!!!! *evil laughter*)
Lani has a book of quotes around here somewhere.... hmmmm.... should I go through her desk???
I FOUND THEM!!!!!! *Happy dance*
Like Diet Coke? You mean something that's almost, but not quite, like Diet Coke? -Lani
Germany makes you excited? -Josh
There's something salty under my fingernail. -Josh
Could it be skin? -Lani
I like that idea... a moving capitol... a capitol on wheels! -Sahwn
A knife in the hand, one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel. -Josh
This clitoris needs to go. -Josh
Bavardi Citrus... or something. -Josh
Lani is the authority on imaginary beers invented by Josh. -Lauren
I don't use a hypothermic heroin needle. -Lani
I couldn't help but notice there's some dust under your door... I couldn't quite reach it from outside. Oh by the way I have an iron if your underwear is wrinkly. -Shawn as house cleaner Josh
Next entry: Haiku Night *dun dun dun*
Love yas!
Cheryl
